My friend and I hung out at a bar for a little while tonight and I asked if wanted to play pool, so we did, he said he wasn’t very good but he said “I’m not trash.” I said I play for fun so I don’t really care either way.
after some debate on how to rack the balls, he broke, and I proceeded to sink 5 in a row and he got SUPER MAD and said it’s bullshit because my shots are all lined up perfectly. so knowing he’ll get all butthurt about me winning, I sink the 8-ball and said it was my gift to him, and then he got mad anyway, and it took him forever to hit the rest in.
I LAUGHED AT HIM THE WHOLE TIME
I know I shouldn’t talk shit because it was most likely a fluke, I haven’t shot pool in a year or two, but it was so fucking funny i can’t help it